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sleepy-bebby

Steph:"my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is"

Texts between Steph and her dad about her hamster going missing. Padre:”Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency” Steph: “dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him” Padre:”Oh my God I'm so sorry honey” “I'm so sorry l'm looking everywhere” “Im so wicked sorry I'II keep looking all day” “I Can't believe this.”

Padre:”This is the absolute worst ever” “I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back” “Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding” “If I can't find him today I'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking” Steph:”Dad- he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster”

Picture of a hamster enclosure with food and a ring of flour arranged around the food. Steph:”that looks good” “what's the white arc of bedding for? or is that bedding? what is that” Padre:”Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food” Steph:”oh that's smart” Padre:”So I know he's still alive” Steph:”that's smart”

Padre:”I'm so sorry steph” “This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right” Steph:”No it's not” Padre:”I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked” “God is good I will trust him” “I know he likes peanut butter” “Peanuts” “That's a start”

Picture of Steph’s dad holding the hamster Steph:”OMG” “DID YOU GET HIM??” Padre:”Yes” “In his cage” “Are you effing kidding me”

Picture of the hamster jumping up towards Steph’s dad Padre:”The little bastard is trying to get out again” Steph:”arrest him” Padre:”This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam” “Night”

mommyhorror

”you are a lawyer he is a hamster” 😭😭😭😭

autisticmiqote

rars

hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....

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lizardsister

"miku miku you can call me miku" is such a raw line that you'd think it was from hatsune miku. and it is

dizzarye

Hi i made a tumblr! dunno how this works yet but ill post and compile some of my arts here <3

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curseworm

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

chongoblog

radiofreederry

catmask

say what you will about catholicism but their PR is horrendous. they keep traumatizing all the art kids and then being angry when the best music and art is all critical of the catholic church. do you squeeze lemons in ur eyes and get mad when it burns?

catchymemes

cookiekappa

Klimt + The Addams Family

cookiekappa

This is a print in my shop now!

6XWNALN is the promo code for the sale going on today

buryymeinblack

THis news is better than gay sex

buryymeinblack

wait. this is hilarious. They were contractually obligated to keep it, so when it was universally hated, they added an option to completely erase it from the dashboard without getting in trouble for removing it ...... "snooze tumblr live" is funnier than we thought

buryymeinblack

Tumblr is downscaling after failing to ‘turn around’ the site

“Our previous approach wasn’t working.”

The Verge

Guys literally all of this is good news ,..they're gonna be changing their approach to everything and focusing more on core functionality. which we all know this site needs. And they're not downscaling any part of the trust & safety team so moderation should .. at least not be getting any worse

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asiandabrat

i-

van-eazy

for just a moment

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.